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Enjoy a little Christmas Cheer

Enjoy a Little Christmas Cheer

We hope you’ll enjoy taking a few minutes away from the serious news to enjoy so Christmas humor. Enjoy, smile and share.

Q. What is special about the Christmas alphabet?

A. It has NO EL.

Q. What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? 
A. You get tinsel-itus!

Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. He likes to ho-ho-ho.

Q. Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit?
A. They both drop their needles!

Q. What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
A. Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Q. Mom, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
A. No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The Elf-abet!
Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A. Okay everyone, sack time!!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.

Q. What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A. Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q. Why is it so cold at Christmas
A. Because it’s in Decembrrrr!

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.

Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q. Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

My favorite:

The government has gotten into everything these day, and the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus’s sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.

The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he checks the harness and it looks okay, he checks the sleigh and it is also okay. Then he says, “Santa, lets take it up for a check ride and if everything looks good I’ll certify you to fly.”

Santa hitches the reindeer up and taxis onto the runway and just as he’s starting his takeoff roll he looks over and notices the inspector has a pump shotgun on his lap. 

“Hey! Whats the shotgun for!?” Santa yells.

The inspector says, “Well, Santa, I’m really not supposed to tell you this, but you’re going to lose an engine on takeoff.”

Merry Christmas!